TRENDING
written by
Kristian Harloff & Martinique Paratore
INT. DANNY'S BEDROOM - WEST HOLLYWOOD - MORNING (2025)
A once-cool Hollywood party house, long past its prime. Sunlight cuts through dusty blinds, catching framed posters of DANNY LYONS in his 2007 stand-up glory days.
Danny (late 40s) sprawls across the bed, auditioning for rock bottom. His phone alarm blares:
MUSIC CUE: “Mic Checka” by Das EFX
He groans himself up and grabs deodorant from the messy nightstand. A worn photo booth strip of him and KELLY EVANS, making funny faces in 2007, hides in the clutter.
QUICK CUTS: Swipes deodorant. Brushes teeth. Black T-shirt. Faded jeans. Sneakers. Waffle pops out of toaster. Bite. Sunglasses. Out. Back in. Keys.
TITLE CARD: TRENDING
EXT. RON'S HOUSE - VALLEY - MOMENTS LATER
Ron's wife, RENEE (late 40s), struts out wearing a weighted walking vest with her tiny dog, as Danny's unwashed '09 white Escalade pulls up and bumps the curb. He parks crooked and confident. Then hops out, with a to-go tray of coffees.
Renee
Are you capable of parking like an adult, Danny?
Danny
It's called parking with personality.
Renee
Your personality's blocking my mailbox.
Danny
Are you saying the Emperor of the cul-de-sac gets her own mail like a commoner? Don't you make your husband do that?
Renee
It's Empress. And nice dad joke. Sure you don't want to try stand-up again?
Danny
(petting the tiny dog)
You think I'm funny, right?
Renee
She also eats garbage, so...
Danny
Nice Call of Duty vest. Did you unlock that at bonus level: hot flash?
Renee
(walking off)
It's for bone density, moron.
Renee glances back, fighting a smile. She flips him off, playful, not mean.
Danny (CONT'D)
(smirking)
Hey, that's not nice. Your mother taught you better.
Renee
My mom thinks you died of an overdose.
Danny
(amused)
Sounds peaceful.
MUSIC CUE: “Wooly Bully” by Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs
He heads toward Ron's garage studio, past rusty lawn chairs and a table buried in take-out containers.
INT. RON'S BACKHOUSE GARAGE STUDIO – CONTINUOUS
A clean-ish shrine to faded glory. String lights frame old photos of Danny with famous people who don't return his calls.
MILO (40), an audio engineer with zero patience and an allergy to the sun, tweaks knobs like he's defusing a bomb.
JULES (25), caffeine-fueled Gen Z social-media chaos goblin, doomscrolls X, cursing at the algorithm.
An INTERN (18), snickers at an SNL “TMI TAMMY” clip starring 2007 KELLY EVANS (26) on his phone.
RON (50), grizzled producer and Danny's oldest friend, tightens a mic stand missing a screw. He clocks Danny with sunglasses on, mostly wrinkled. Doesn't look up.
Ron
(not looking up)
Terrific. Unless that cup writes checks, we're still broke.
Danny
Love the optimism. Who we got today? Cornelius?
Jules and Milo grab their cups. Ron ignores his, Danny drinks it. The intern begins quietly filming BTS footage. Danny turns his back to him.
Ron
Nope. Ghosted me after the Netflix Special.
Jules
(overly-excited)
But you're not gonna believe who we got instead...Zara!
Danny
Zara?! No way!
(beat)
Who the fuck is Zara?
Jules
Zara Glows. Vegan influencer with a digital cult. 5M across socials. She sneezes, it trends.
Danny
(faux inspired)
Oh hell yeah.
Jules
She's doing me a favor, so please be nice. Full sentences. And no ranking breakfast cereals by fuckability again.
Danny holds a fake smile. Jules exits. It melts.
Danny
You can't be serious.
Ron
You got a better plan? We're circling the drain, D. Vince is breathing down my neck, sponsors are hanging by a thread. They signed up for A-list guests that you've personally scared off one by one with your...what did you call it?
Danny
My charmingly unfiltered worldview.
Ron
Right. You said Timothée Chalamet looks like someone who apologizes for cumming, and Greta Gerwig makes feminism feel like homework.
Ron
And that's why we have Zara. At this point, we need anyone with a huge following who's never heard of you. Otherwise...we're done. And Renee turns this garage into an ADU for her mother with dementia who thinks I'm Guy Fieri.
Danny
So vegan Jesus has come to save us.
Ron gives him a look.
Danny (CONT'D)
If she tells me astrology's healthcare, I'm gonna shit in a bag and send it to you.
INT. HOTEL - LA - SAME
A sterile livestream set-up. Ring lights blaze. A giant Love in the DMs movie poster looms with KELLY EVANS (45) grinning next to a generic heartthrob. Tagline: “Swipe Right for Like, Forever”
LINDSAY (50s), Kelly's fierce, funny, best friend and longtime manager, stands off-camera.
OLIVER (20), Gen Z influencer with pink hair and a pronounced vocal fry, faces Kelly in a relatable-cool-mom outfit.